All you have to do anymore is walk out your door on your way to work and you will run in to stupidity. You can't swing a dead cat without running in to it. This planet is crawling with stupid people who are walking around unattended. On the bright side, they're free entertainment...
A woman in Iowa caught her toddler playing hide and seek in her clothes dryer. Instead of saying "no honey, the dryer isn't a toy. You need to go find somewhere else to play hide and seek," this genius felt a punishment was in order.
You know, we have all done dumb things for which our parents had to punish us. Usually I got grounded. The worst that ever happened to me was I got grounded and was forbidden to watch "Dukes of Hazzard" that night. But this woman in Iowa proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that maybe a "Parenting License" should be mandatory. At least a common sense test should be administered before being allowed to procreate. This woman closed the dryer and turned it on with her kid inside.
And apparently didn't even have the decency to toss in a Cling-Free sheet.
Ah, those hot summer days of our childhood. Remember hearing those familiar bells playing "Pop Goes The Weasel" and quickly running to mom and asking for some pocket change because the ice cream man was coming? It was a banner day when Mom gave up fifty cents for a popsicle. But a 65 year old woman in Utah has managed to take all the fun out of chasing the ice cream truck. Apparently upset over the high cost of frozen dairy treats, Grandma felt the need to attack the ice cream truck driver with a can of cleaning spray. The police were called and somehow along the way Grandma felt the need to go after them as well. Maybe she was just mad that they wouldn't arrest the ice cream truck driver for charging what she did.
I'll give her credit though. At least she didn't blame President Bush like another idiot I know...
You know, guys, it seems we're always getting accused by our significant others of not being romantic enough. So I guess we can't blame this guy in Florida for at least making an effort to bring a little romance in to his girlfriend's life.
He had it all planned. A lovely candlelight dinner, perhaps an adult beverage afterwards, maybe a fire in the fireplace (bit since this was Florida my guess is that if he had a fireplace it would have been one of those electric fake firepalces), some romantic music (cue the Barry White CD), followed by some serious lovin'. Oh this would be a night to remember. And it was since he spent it in jail. You see, apparently PAYING for this romantic evening never entered this genius' mind. His brain must have been too full of "sexy thoughts" to remember that shoplifting is a crime. He stuffed 4 steaks and a couple of candles down his pants and tried walking away. When a store employee caught him, he tried running away. However a couple of candles and 4 sirloins made his escape rather tricky.
Could have been worse, though. He could have stuffed the candles in his pants for a different reason...
It's been said that 8 hours of sleep a night is essential for us to be able to function properly. The guy in Palm Beach should have read that memo. If he had gotten 8 hours of sleep the previous night, it's quite possible he wouldn't have fallen asleep while robbing a home. I guess he just couldn't wait to get his ill-gotten booty home before sacking out. The homeowner came home and caught the bonehead sleeping on the sofa. When the police arrived to arrest this genius, he didn't help his cause by telling the police he thought he was robbing his ex-girlfriend's house.
If this guy is going to continue his life of crime, may I suggest adding No-Doz to the shopping list?
This story is my personal favorite since it happened a mere 11 miles from where I now sit. Franklin County Sheriff's deputies were running a prostitution sting in Worthington, Ohio. By all accounts it was a successful operation as several ladies of the night were rounded up, along with their...uh...managers.
One lady (and I use that term loosely) was arrested and charged with solicitation, along with her pimp. Deputies discovered, much to their dismay, that this particular prostitute had brought "Bring Your Kid To Work Day" to a whole new level. Her three year old son was in the car while mommy was inside trying to bring home the bacon.
I wonder if the pimp offered a great medical insurance program. That kid is going to need a lot of therapy.
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Religion of Peace, My Eye
The next time I hear someone refer to Islam as the religion of peace, I think I'm going to scream. As lies go, it ranks right up there with Obama's "I created 3 million jobs." I'm sure each of my readers are familar with the following:
* In 1972, Islamic male extremists kidnapped and murdered 11 Israeli athletes and coaches at the Muncih Olympics.
* In 1979, the US Embassy in Tehran was seized by Muslim male extremists.
*Throughtout the decade of the 80's, several Americans were kidnapped by Muslim male extremists.
* In 1983, the US Marine Barracks in Beirut, Lebanon were blown up by Muslim male extremists.
* In 1985, the cruise ship, the Achille Lauro, was hijacked by Muslim male extremists. A 70 year old American was murdered and tossed overboard...in his wheelchair.
* In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists.
* In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists.
* In 1998, the US Embassies in Tanzania and Kenya were bombed by Muslim male extremists.
* 9/11. Again, Muslim male extremists.
Ask Daniel Pearl's family about who murdered him in 2002.
But these "men of peace" aren't satisfied with wrecking havoc around the world. They have to show the women in their lives what men they really are. Take for example the Muslim male who strangled his wife to death because she gave birth to another daughter. Or the Muslim males who forced a 15 year old girl in to prostitution. And then there's the sad tale of the woman who was raped...by a Muslim male...and was imprisoned on a charge of adultery.
Are you seeing the pattern?
Islam is not a religion of peace. It's a religion of murder. It's a religion of hatred.
I have chosen to be very leery of Muslims, because I can't look at one and tell if they are sympathetic to the extremist cause or not. Out of fear for my family's safety and my own safety, I choose to err on the side of caution. And for this, I am called a bigot. Our own government tells us to accept Islam, even embrace it, while all the while Christianity is mocked and the followers of Christ are called the extremists. Even the squatter currently residing in the White House has embraced Islam and ridicules Christianity.
Christ teaches us to love our enemies. He teaches forgiveness. But that doesn't mean we all have to join hands with the Muslims and let them run rough-shod over us.
So I will advocate racial profiling at the airport. I will remain vigilant, especially in the company of Muslims. I will embrace Christianity and follow my Savior, Jesus Christ. I will not accept the teachings of the genocidal, paranoid-schizophrenic false prophet, Mohammed. I will not follow the "deity" patterned after a pagan "moon god" known as Allah. And if that makes me a bigot, then I'm a bigot.
* In 1972, Islamic male extremists kidnapped and murdered 11 Israeli athletes and coaches at the Muncih Olympics.
* In 1979, the US Embassy in Tehran was seized by Muslim male extremists.
*Throughtout the decade of the 80's, several Americans were kidnapped by Muslim male extremists.
* In 1983, the US Marine Barracks in Beirut, Lebanon were blown up by Muslim male extremists.
* In 1985, the cruise ship, the Achille Lauro, was hijacked by Muslim male extremists. A 70 year old American was murdered and tossed overboard...in his wheelchair.
* In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists.
* In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists.
* In 1998, the US Embassies in Tanzania and Kenya were bombed by Muslim male extremists.
* 9/11. Again, Muslim male extremists.
Ask Daniel Pearl's family about who murdered him in 2002.
But these "men of peace" aren't satisfied with wrecking havoc around the world. They have to show the women in their lives what men they really are. Take for example the Muslim male who strangled his wife to death because she gave birth to another daughter. Or the Muslim males who forced a 15 year old girl in to prostitution. And then there's the sad tale of the woman who was raped...by a Muslim male...and was imprisoned on a charge of adultery.
Are you seeing the pattern?
Islam is not a religion of peace. It's a religion of murder. It's a religion of hatred.
I have chosen to be very leery of Muslims, because I can't look at one and tell if they are sympathetic to the extremist cause or not. Out of fear for my family's safety and my own safety, I choose to err on the side of caution. And for this, I am called a bigot. Our own government tells us to accept Islam, even embrace it, while all the while Christianity is mocked and the followers of Christ are called the extremists. Even the squatter currently residing in the White House has embraced Islam and ridicules Christianity.
Christ teaches us to love our enemies. He teaches forgiveness. But that doesn't mean we all have to join hands with the Muslims and let them run rough-shod over us.
So I will advocate racial profiling at the airport. I will remain vigilant, especially in the company of Muslims. I will embrace Christianity and follow my Savior, Jesus Christ. I will not accept the teachings of the genocidal, paranoid-schizophrenic false prophet, Mohammed. I will not follow the "deity" patterned after a pagan "moon god" known as Allah. And if that makes me a bigot, then I'm a bigot.
Friday, January 27, 2012
And You STILL Want 4 More Years?
OK, I'll admit it. Everybody that knows me knows that I will never be the president of the Barack Hussein Obama fan club. The guy is not welcome in my home. I loathe him and everything he stands for. But, unlike the mainstream media, who bends over backwards to kiss Obama's ring and plays along when he pees on our collective backs and tells us it's raining, I won't use rhetoric to put him down. I don't need to put him down at all. He's perfectly capable of doing that himself. Why will I NOT vote for him in November? Well, besides the fact that I can't stand him, I mean.
On January 20th, 2009, there were 12 million American's out of work. Today there are roughly 13 million. And that number is growing. Oh sure, we hear how the unemployment rate has dropped to 8.2%, but is that really accurate? Not really. Unemployment benefits have run out for many Americans. So they are no longer being counted. They are still unemployed. They're just not getting benefits. And the more people whose benefits have expired, the more the "unemployment rate" drops. Obama likes it that way. He had a perfectly good opportunity to create tens of thousands of jobs by letting that pipeline come through America, but NOOOOOOOOOO. He vetoes the project, saying more environmental impact studies need to be done. Those studies were done. Several years worth. But Obama is a poverty pimp. He wants you unemployed and broke. Oh, and by the way, the "official" unemployment rate on Inauguration Day was 7.8% so even if the 8.2% rate was accurate (which it's not) it's still higher than when he took office.
For those of you who are working, how's that trip to the gas station going? On Inauguration Day, the average price for a gallon of gas was $1.85. Today it's around $3.35. And remember a couple of summers ago when we nervously watched the gas station employees change the signs as the price went well over $4.00 a gallon? And now we're being told that this summer the price may make it $5.00. I drive a beater, a 1997 Ford Escort. It's nothing to look at but it's been a solid car for me. I get around 25-30 miles a gallon. But at this rate, I'll be spending my entire paycheck on gas to get to work!
Obama is asking Congress for another hike in the national debt ceiling. He wants to spend about another trillion and a half. He wants the deficit to climb to over 16 trillion dollars. That's 16 with 12 zeroes, folks. And this from the same guy that told a bunch of kids at George Washington University on April 13th 2011 that national debt was a bad thing. Yet under his watch, the debt has grown 43%. That comes to about $48,699 for each and every American citizen. Try getting my 13 year old to come up with that kind of dough when I've never made that much a year in my life. Calm down, illegal aliens, he didn't mean you.
Democrats are losing their minds because GOP presidential candidate, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich had the audacity to call Obama the "Food Stamp President." You know, I'm not the biggest fan of Newt either, but I'll give him this. At least he's willing to call a spade a spade. The number of American's on food stamps has risen roughly 45% under Obama's watch. So why is calling Obama the "Food Stamp President" wrong?
Americans whose yearly income puts them under the poverty line has increaded about six and half percent under the Obama regime. Did I mention he was a poverty pimp?
Oh, and then there's that little issue of our credit rating being downgraded for the first time in history...
Foreign policy? What foreign policy? His idea of foreign policy is to bow to Muslim kings and bad mouth America every chance he gets. Yet he has the nerve to take credit for taking down bin Laden. Let me tell you something folks. Bin Laden was going to go down regadless of who was in the White House, and regardless of what political party he belonged to. It was only a matter of time. The fact that Obama happened to be squatting in the White House when it happened is pure chance. The truth is, the real credit goes to the baddest mo-fo's to ever grace this planet. The heroes of Seal Team Six. Obama isn't worthy enough to spit shine those men's boots.
After all this, do you still want 4 more years? I don't. Who do I endorse? Does it matter? Who am I? I'm just your humble blogger. If it were up to me I'd probably go with Rick Santorum, the only true conservative still running. I don't see that happening, though.
I have an idea. Vote for me. Why? I have no experience, but then again neither did Obama. what do I have to offer? Not much, but I'll offer you my wish list just in case I get elected.
* Effective immediately, all foreign aid to countries who have not supported us in the war on terror is over. Done. Not another thin dime. To those countries that backed us? You have our undying appreciation. The money that we no longer spend on ungrateful wretches like Pakistan will be put to good use. See below.
* The fence gets built. Troops will man the border with orders to shoot first and ask questions never. I'll use the money I didn't spend on Pakistan to fund it. If you're a foreigner and you want in, come legally and through the front door.
*The UN is gone. No more money to them either. Let them move to Europe where butt kissing terrorists is appreciated.
* A flat tax. Everybody pays their share. I figure 9% is a good number.
*Welfare reform across the board. If you're on welfare and you keep squeezing out babies, you're cut off. I'm willing to help support you if you're trying to make things better. If you've managed a student loan to go to a community college to get an associate's degree in something worthwhile so you can get a job later, I congratulate you. I'll even get Congress to work out a sweetheart deal on repaying the student loans. But hey, work hard and try and get a scholarship or a grant because you won't be the only person we're helping.
*Privatize social security. Do you think a bunch of clowns in expensive suits who cna't balance a national budget should be in charge of your retirement? Oh, and if you're illegal and we just haven't caught up to you yet? You don't get any.
*I would work with states to create school voucher programs. Public schools are failing our kids. Why do you think Obama and Clinton sent their kids to private schools?
*You want cheaper health care? Two words: Tort reform. Look, I'm not saying that medical malpractice should go undeterred. Any one who dies because a doctor, nurse, or any other health care employee screws up is a tragedy. But do you think that getting a lawyer and suing for a bajillion dollars will bring your spouse or your kid back? Nope. Make those lawyers earn an honest wage.
I have more, but I've ranted enough.
Stop by later and she waht else I'll have in store.
Steve
On January 20th, 2009, there were 12 million American's out of work. Today there are roughly 13 million. And that number is growing. Oh sure, we hear how the unemployment rate has dropped to 8.2%, but is that really accurate? Not really. Unemployment benefits have run out for many Americans. So they are no longer being counted. They are still unemployed. They're just not getting benefits. And the more people whose benefits have expired, the more the "unemployment rate" drops. Obama likes it that way. He had a perfectly good opportunity to create tens of thousands of jobs by letting that pipeline come through America, but NOOOOOOOOOO. He vetoes the project, saying more environmental impact studies need to be done. Those studies were done. Several years worth. But Obama is a poverty pimp. He wants you unemployed and broke. Oh, and by the way, the "official" unemployment rate on Inauguration Day was 7.8% so even if the 8.2% rate was accurate (which it's not) it's still higher than when he took office.
For those of you who are working, how's that trip to the gas station going? On Inauguration Day, the average price for a gallon of gas was $1.85. Today it's around $3.35. And remember a couple of summers ago when we nervously watched the gas station employees change the signs as the price went well over $4.00 a gallon? And now we're being told that this summer the price may make it $5.00. I drive a beater, a 1997 Ford Escort. It's nothing to look at but it's been a solid car for me. I get around 25-30 miles a gallon. But at this rate, I'll be spending my entire paycheck on gas to get to work!
Obama is asking Congress for another hike in the national debt ceiling. He wants to spend about another trillion and a half. He wants the deficit to climb to over 16 trillion dollars. That's 16 with 12 zeroes, folks. And this from the same guy that told a bunch of kids at George Washington University on April 13th 2011 that national debt was a bad thing. Yet under his watch, the debt has grown 43%. That comes to about $48,699 for each and every American citizen. Try getting my 13 year old to come up with that kind of dough when I've never made that much a year in my life. Calm down, illegal aliens, he didn't mean you.
Democrats are losing their minds because GOP presidential candidate, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich had the audacity to call Obama the "Food Stamp President." You know, I'm not the biggest fan of Newt either, but I'll give him this. At least he's willing to call a spade a spade. The number of American's on food stamps has risen roughly 45% under Obama's watch. So why is calling Obama the "Food Stamp President" wrong?
Americans whose yearly income puts them under the poverty line has increaded about six and half percent under the Obama regime. Did I mention he was a poverty pimp?
Oh, and then there's that little issue of our credit rating being downgraded for the first time in history...
Foreign policy? What foreign policy? His idea of foreign policy is to bow to Muslim kings and bad mouth America every chance he gets. Yet he has the nerve to take credit for taking down bin Laden. Let me tell you something folks. Bin Laden was going to go down regadless of who was in the White House, and regardless of what political party he belonged to. It was only a matter of time. The fact that Obama happened to be squatting in the White House when it happened is pure chance. The truth is, the real credit goes to the baddest mo-fo's to ever grace this planet. The heroes of Seal Team Six. Obama isn't worthy enough to spit shine those men's boots.
After all this, do you still want 4 more years? I don't. Who do I endorse? Does it matter? Who am I? I'm just your humble blogger. If it were up to me I'd probably go with Rick Santorum, the only true conservative still running. I don't see that happening, though.
I have an idea. Vote for me. Why? I have no experience, but then again neither did Obama. what do I have to offer? Not much, but I'll offer you my wish list just in case I get elected.
* Effective immediately, all foreign aid to countries who have not supported us in the war on terror is over. Done. Not another thin dime. To those countries that backed us? You have our undying appreciation. The money that we no longer spend on ungrateful wretches like Pakistan will be put to good use. See below.
* The fence gets built. Troops will man the border with orders to shoot first and ask questions never. I'll use the money I didn't spend on Pakistan to fund it. If you're a foreigner and you want in, come legally and through the front door.
*The UN is gone. No more money to them either. Let them move to Europe where butt kissing terrorists is appreciated.
* A flat tax. Everybody pays their share. I figure 9% is a good number.
*Welfare reform across the board. If you're on welfare and you keep squeezing out babies, you're cut off. I'm willing to help support you if you're trying to make things better. If you've managed a student loan to go to a community college to get an associate's degree in something worthwhile so you can get a job later, I congratulate you. I'll even get Congress to work out a sweetheart deal on repaying the student loans. But hey, work hard and try and get a scholarship or a grant because you won't be the only person we're helping.
*Privatize social security. Do you think a bunch of clowns in expensive suits who cna't balance a national budget should be in charge of your retirement? Oh, and if you're illegal and we just haven't caught up to you yet? You don't get any.
*I would work with states to create school voucher programs. Public schools are failing our kids. Why do you think Obama and Clinton sent their kids to private schools?
*You want cheaper health care? Two words: Tort reform. Look, I'm not saying that medical malpractice should go undeterred. Any one who dies because a doctor, nurse, or any other health care employee screws up is a tragedy. But do you think that getting a lawyer and suing for a bajillion dollars will bring your spouse or your kid back? Nope. Make those lawyers earn an honest wage.
I have more, but I've ranted enough.
Stop by later and she waht else I'll have in store.
Steve
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